Country Dictionary

Messed up

man k.c. is jankey tonight

that is so jankey

A jizzy hankey

Person 1:Hey dude have you ot a tissue, I'm about to sneeze.
Person 2:Nah man, all ive got is this jankey
Person 1:Whats a jankey?
Person 2: A hankey i jizzed on

"Jankey" is another term used when some idea your friend has seems crazy or not very interesting,

Dude, that sounds pretty jankey to me.

used to describe the half pirate, half hammer-head shark guy in the second "Pirates of The Caribbean"

Steve: "Dude, DJ, check out that hammer-head shark thing! He's so jankey."

DJ: "haha... jankey? wtf hahahaha!"

Any time you are hit in the genitals with a tool owned by you but operated by someone else.

It was jankey when Mike took Alex's putter and nut-tapped him with it.

Broke down
under constant repair
Faulted

"Look at that jankey ass car ridin on 4 donuts, with trashbags all in the backseat windows n shit."

Adjetive. Anything that is beyond repair, of dubious quality, or otherwise without quality.

"Hey Jiba, what do you think of this drawing?"
"Man, that shit Jankey, dog, y'know-what-I'm-sayin?"