A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ketan is a God. He only eats holy paper from Jesus himself. JESUS is Ketan's slave and does as his master says. 0Bitches wish they were Ketan.
Ketan is such a God. I wish I was him
That one brown guy you're mates with and somehow is so rich you'd assume he is the one percent.
He always buys you shit and you can never pay em back he is one of your genuine good mates but he always buys shit for the boys.
ay its Ketan, oi Ketan you got cash?
A bitch who takes the piss out of everyone and thinks he is cool
Ketan is a bitch
The person who always makes you laugh, no matter how bad your day is going, and may be annoying to alot of people, but just glancing at the other side of him will make you appreciate him. A kickass black belt in martial arts. Always smiling and hard to read, a great friend and great to hang out with. The one I love.
"Ugh, isn't Ketan so annoying?
"........sometmes. Have you ever tried to hang out with him?"