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MOHANED

A fat fuck who always creates problems, even when he isn’t doing anything something has to happen that involves him, thinks he is never wrong and just becuase he got some big guys number he thinks he can talk shit to any and everyone he sees, He thinks everyone around him are chamacks, and his idol is Hamdan’s father.

“Ya yeyal mayy gooloon”

“Agoolack Goomt al murooshid”
“You know Hamdan’s father”
“My names not mohaned if....”

Mohan

Incarnation of the God of Sustenance. Many faces, moods and forms. A self professed narcissist with a curious blend of caring and carefree attitude. A perennial learner and teacher.

If you are striving to be like Mohan, you rock!

by Mohani February 03, 2010

Mohaned

One of the nicest people alive. They have a big heart and an even bigger smile. Mohaned is also funny in their own unique way. Mohaned doesn't believe violence is the answer but if it comes down to it then watch out.

"If you need someone, Mohaned is there. Don't try mess with him though."

by KitKatChunky886 April 04, 2017

mohaned

oh no

Person 1: "mohaned"
Person 2: "oh no"

by doofypuuty March 29, 2021

mohanned

Mohanned is very cool guy. Sometimes he can get pretty annoying, but overall is very nice. If you have a friend named Mohanned, you should be very happy.

Who is this fine ass looking dude?
Oh, that's Mohanned.

by xdFatCat June 21, 2021

mohan

one lazy ass mofo.

come here! dont be like mohan.

by doma October 26, 2003