A fork of Rural Dictionary
me: ok I'm in school
my dog: rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ima car I` just got out of the car wash
me: oh no my dog gonna run over me
me: gets run over while running down the hall
me: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my dog is gonna run me over
Your dog is the best- My dog is the best
people who dont like dogs, never had a dog or just bad people
unless the dog was out of there mind
my dogs great
so is yours
my dog is so bad he ate my taco bell earlier.
An entity who has suffered a horrible death
"My dog is no longer with us... pretty cringe."
Every time this phrase appears on a girls dating profile, it increases how much time within a week she spends home alone doing nothing by 25%. Usually overused as an answer to everything because they think they’re being clever or funny but when half the single female population does it, it just confirms how boring you are.
Interests: My Dog, petting my dog, walking my dog, spending time with my dog
You should meet my dog.
First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk