A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some one who is kind, but will never receive any poon in his life.
Wow that guy is such a no action Jackson.
A guy who thinks he gets a lot of action but really doesn't.
Action Jackson talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk.
A person who was and occasionally is a player/pimp for relatively short increments of time.
Action Jackson's wrist is frostbit.
Famed officer of the Willoughby PD. Whether he tickets you or not, you'll leave the experience knowing you've been treated fairly and everyone's best intentions were kept in mind. When in doubt, Action it out.
Person 1: Have you met Action Jackson? Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.
A girl who wears flannel with a v neck and beanie. Often accompanied by jeans and converse. She is so named an action jackson due to her incredible ability to attract other females.
So I go to this gay club and there are days I try to get really girly and I get no play. But when I wear a flannel or like v neck and beanie and jeans and converse, i'm action jackson