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OMG WTF

Oh My God What The Fuck

Like OMG WTF? Why did you do that?

by BreAnn June 03, 2005

omg wtf?

oh my god, what the fuck?

"omg, wtf is wrong with that guy!"

by Andrew Mitchell December 23, 2003

OMG WTF!

When a girl looks down at the guy who's fucking her and realizes he has an abnormally small penis or a picture of rush Limbaugh drawn in purple crayon in between his nipples.

OMG WTF!

by Zapleg December 08, 2010

OMG WTF LOL

Something that an annoying 12 year old would say on AOL.

OMG WTF LOL, u r stupid

by Kilrogg May 14, 2003

OMG WTF BBQ

'OMG WTF BBQ' is basically a way of making fun of someone who always uses extraneous acronyms while chatting/talking. Examples include omg, wtf, lol, lmao, cba, tbh, ftw, ftl, etc.

OMG WTF BBQ was made for people to use when they can't stand the acronyms anymore. It's generally understood that once you are BBQ'ed, you must end the acronym talk and speak actual English.

Person 1: "omg, wtf... cba, tbh..."
Person 2: "OMG WTF BBQ!"

by Dakota (Dax) May 02, 2008

OMG WTF HOW

1) When your ugly, less popular friend gets a boyfriend/ freind with benifits. 2) The phrase you say when your ugly friend gets hit on.

1) -Dude, did you hear that chick got a boyfriend?

-OMG WTF HOW

2) -That chick totally got laid.

-OMG WTF HOW

by JIMMY HELLER June 03, 2010

OMG! WTF, BMO!

Pronounced as oh-em-jee, wha-ta-fa (w-tee-eff would also be an acceptable pronunciation), ba-moe (or alternatively bee-mo) is a phrase used when three or more individuals line up to use a Bank of Montreal (BMO) ATM and the machine malfunctions. Generally the malfunction involves suddenly going out of service after dispensing part of the amount requested.

Person A: OMG! WTF, BMO!!
Person B: Did the ATM just go OMG! WTF, BMO!??!!
Person C: I think it did
Person A: Yeah, WTF BMO!!

by BadBMO July 28, 2010