A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. Not unlike a crybaby, but where a crybaby cries out of sadness, fear, or pain, a pissbaby pisses on things out of anger. A pissbaby is:
1. A person who becomes irrationally angry at being denied something they feel entitled to, even when they aren't.
2. A person who receives something they want, and immediately becomes irrationally angry at its perceived flaws while ignoring that it still has the qualities that made them want it in the first place.
"If she was really an ugly skank, you wouldn't have asked for her number. You're being a pissbaby."
"You just said the cast for the movie adaptation of your favorite book is perfect, but you've been complaining all night because it had a Nickelback song in the soundtrack. You're being a pissbaby."
"throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened"
"what the fuck? you're such a pissbaby "
Pissbaby Noun
Piss-baby
A pissbaby is a person who’s a little bitch, also known as wanker but American don’t fact check me on that
Someone who might be seen as a pissbaby is Dream
Person one: “Hey, don’t talk to me, I’m in a real pissbaby mood”
Person two: “Ok Dream kinnie”
1)A piss baby is a person who was conceived by their father cumming inside a condom, then accidentally urinating causing the condom to overflow. The condom then leaks the mixture of semen and urine into the vagina, causing pregnancy.
2) A piss baby can also be used to describe a incredibly winey individual.
1) “yeah man, I totally put a piss baby in her
2) “my friend Kaiden is such a little pissbaby”
A pissbaby is a whiney annoying ass person, that will use the advantage of them acting childish for personal benefits. Typically a pick-me-girl or a "quirky" bitch.
"Omg did you see Isabella during summer school?"
"Yeah! She's such a fucking pissbaby!!"