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Rotisserie

When you get so high you feel like you’re being slowly cooked over a low burning fire

I’m so high I’m rotisseried right now

by shitsonfirstgraders March 07, 2019

Rotisserie

A sex position involving two men and a chick. The men stand apart while the girl performs oral sex on one and vaginal sex on the other. They proceed to spin her like a rotisserie chicken.

Guy 1: Dude, me and Tom rotisseried some slut last night. It was awesome!
Guy 2: Damn dude, she must have been drippin' with juice after that!

by C-MacT March 22, 2011

Rotisserie

A sex act involving three people; two males and a female or three males. One male penetrates the female/male form behind while the other penetrates from the front. Then both penetrators start to rotate the penetrated, first to the right then to the left after ten minutes so the juices spread evenly. Cook until golden brown

Hey man greg and i fucked jay rotisserie style

by Weridalbutfuck February 11, 2015

Rotisserie

Similar to "wheeling". Refers to the flirting that occurs when one is attempting to procure a mate. Also known as the process of "Spinning rotisseries".

"cant do anothing tonight, I've got a date I gotta put on the rotisserie."
"Dude have you seen Mike? He's been spinning rotisserie all week."
"I was spinning in class last period"

by Viking 101 May 05, 2015

Rotisserie

You start by placing your woman or her back so her head is hanging off the bed (couch, table, where ever the pounding will commence) and inserting your Johnson as far down her throat as possible. You then take a dildo or any other long object that you can manage to cram into her clam shell, and begin thrusting from both ends. Also keep in mind this is named after a rotating cooking process, so it is very important that you occasionally turn her from her back to her stomach, and vice versa, alternating your object penetration from her pink hole to her stink hole. Once you feel the process of humiliation is complete you can finish her off with a nice basting of man seed...can also be done with a party of three, swapping out the object with another stick of man meat, but I think its more personally gratifying if you saver the moment all to yourself...And there you have it, like a properly stuffed pig for a large dinner party, you have successfully completed “The Rotisserie

When she claimed I couldn’t satisfy us both sexually I used the Rotisserie...and as it turns out, she was right!

by Eric82 April 24, 2008

Rotisserie

When you are boning a chick and rotate her around your dick 360 degrees. Most likely done in threesomes with the mouth on one dick, and getting done from behind

dude that party got too crazy.
yeah me and matt end up doing the Rotisserie on this one drunk chick

by tdcm420 April 08, 2011

Rotisserie

When your wrist is icy as fuck and your wrist looks like its constantly spinning.

My wrist looks like a rotisserie

by Rice Crispin November 01, 2017