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Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.

Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!

a cigarette.

Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."

An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place

gross! i just got schmag on my hand from the glass

1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag

Dude, get your schmag off my bed.

overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.

the schmag relentlessly hit on the young man

an unwanted facebook tag

Dude, I had to remove that schmag for The Utah Bear Alliance before my boss saw it.

Pronounced shmadj. Abbreviated form of schmagina (from the latin vagina schmagina).
1. Schmag can be used much like the word "smurf-"
2. Or as a noun meaning crap, stuff

1. "schmagtastic"; "shmagical"; "schmagerrific".

2. "Hey, what is that schmag all over your sleeve?" or "You've got a little schmag in the corner of your mouth there."