Country Dictionary

A schmee is someone who is always high. This is the noun. If we was high, he was schmeed. Which is the verb.

This term is widely used in the northern parts of Virginia all the way to as north as Dewey Beach, Deleware.

You are a schmee.

Are you schmeed right now?

You are a schmeeboggs.

Hey Schmee, did you see that sasquatch?

A term used to define refined, wealthy, and stuffy people or events. Often used jokingly to mock arrogant, out-of-touch members of Society.

Look at those schmees sipping from their fine crystal.

A sound that describes your happiness depending on the tone it's used in. Very versatile word. Can be used in place of other words because you cant remember what you were going to say.

Schmee! My bestfriend is coming over!!

So my kids were being so bad today and...well schmee!

#schmee
#schmee4me

Verb.
To Shmee is the act of being at a computer, online, more precisely on some sort of social network. Taken from the sound nerds make while pushing up their glasses, it has gradually gained popularity with the normal population as a joke commemorating the days when only nerds used computers.

I tried to get some schmeeing done before school but I got carried away looking at pictures and missed my bus

noun.

a general all incompassing term for stuff and things. Usually used when the term being replaced by Schmee is understood between friends, but takes to much effort to say or remember the actually name of the term.

Can you go get the schmee out of my care.

or

I'll see you at the Schmee.

or

I need more Schmee.

or

Who is this Schmee?

1. A small penis infected with Peyronie's Disease.
2. A crooked little weiner.
3. Used figuratively to describe anything crooked.

1. Man I wish I didn't have Peyronie's, girls don't like it.
2. Haha, look at that schmee.
3. I don't want to eat this schmee popscicle, you shouldn't have let it melt.

a small dick (penis)

girl uno: so does ricardo have a bbc or what
girl dos: naah he has a schmee hahaha