A fork of Rural Dictionary
To avoid offending any gender, shark week is when someone starts their 'cycle'
Where every women in the house falls on their menstral cycle at the same time causing a frenzy of chaos for the man.
Mother: I think I'm getting my period Dad: oh crap it's shark week Daughters: we're on our period Dad: it's Fucking shark week !!!!!!!
The term referring to "that time of the month" (her period.) This term is derived due to the fact it feels as if Jaws is down under and fucking things up worse then thunder ever could. Thunder down under
"Man what's my women's problem?!" "Dude it is obviously shark week"
Referring to the time each month a female is on her period, especially when referring to a group of friends in which the females' menstrual cycles are in sync due to pheromones.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Man, we need to ditch the girlfriends this weekend, it's shark week."
the week a woman experiences menstruation
Shannon was in a bad mood because it was shark week.
The week during which a woman has her period. There will be blood, an uncomfortable sense of tension and a bad tempered, unpredictable beast. Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.
Man 1-"Why is your wife glaring at you from the window?" Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike" Man 1-"Pub?" Man 2-"Hell yes."
A week in the summer when discovery channel broadcasts all its shows in the shark theme. The best week to watch TV.
Bill: Hey dude you wanna watch TV? Ted: Not really man. Bill: But bro its Shark week!!! Ted: Really! Most Excellent! Rufus: I'll turn on the discovery channel.