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To splong is to break the social rules, defined by a community.
This can result in a ban from the community and being ignored and repelled by community members.

"He's splonging again! What a mediawhore! Let's kick him in the ass!"

A half and half mixture of marijuana and tabacco which is packed into a bong.
If a large enough hit is taken, the result is an incredibly light feeling sensation

yoo man hurry up and pack that splong!!

Its a good idea, but possibly not, and i'm not being indecisive.

Yo, Nes, Pherhaps, SPLONGE!!!!

A crude smoking device resembling a bong into which spliffs are placed.{hybrid of spliff and bong)

The word to solve anything.

What shall we do today?
Splonge.
What do you mean?
Splonge.
Whats 546x398?
Splonge.
What do you plan on doing with your life?
Splonge.
Do you like this pie?
Splonge.

any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.

I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!

splong splong splong splong

splong!!!! splong!!!!