A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.
Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!
A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.
Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith. Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey
A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that spunk monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."
Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it! Carl: Yes it is Jim. Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that? Carl: Yes I can Jim.
a handy helper Available for free non commercial use for the sick/tired elderly/homeless people in aid of mastubation
lazy handed jackass yank hobo eating whimpey burger left overs perverted russian comrad who goes by the name of bonald