A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person with a head so square it was managed to have not two nor three but four right angles on their face. Examples of these people are WillNE and Stephen Lam
"Did you see Stephen and his squarehead today?" "Yes, he was at my house because my younger brother was using Stephen's squarehead to learn about quadrilaterals"
Usually used to describe a Bosnian who begs Croatia, can also have a literal translation that somebody has a head that is a perfect square .... This person tends to get no love
Your from Bosnia you Squarehead.. Hes shit on the playstation and he has a head the same shape as the TV .. what a squarehead.
A person with at least three of the following characteristics, with the 7th criterion being a must. 1. Is an Asian, who pretends to be black, just because he (or she) is tan 2. Thinks he is good at running 3. Cheats in almost every class 4. Is shallow (prejudicial towards girls who are unattractive to him) 5. Does not know what a cello is 6. Has a computer that takes at least 15 minutes to open up and close photoshop 7. Is conceited at times 8. HAS A SQUARE HEAD
1. Dude, who is this conceited Chinese guy who thinks he's so cool, trying to cheat his way through life and? 2. That's the infamous squarehead.
A jolly person with multiple chins whose chin fat gives the head a square-like shape like my niece. This is a compliment so if you are a squarehead wear your chins proudly!
My niece is the original squarehead.
Squarehead is a late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants. The phrase is meant quite literally as a disparaging reference to the cranial features, though often just used as a generic ethnic slur against those groups. Basically the stereotypical shape of a Northern European's head was thought to be square- so it was (and is) an insult to call someone with that ethnic makeup squarehead.
Kid: "Mommy, did you see how weird that Norwegian's head looked?" Mother: "Yes dear, the fucking Squareheads do have unusually shaped skulls. The Swedish have even more box-like heads... don't even get me started on the Danes or Germans..."
What most square headed people don't even know they are. A square headed person has an angular jawline the same width as their foreheads. The vast majority of society considers squareheadeness as ugly and unattractive, (especially for women)-which really makes no sense at all b/c some of the most beautiful and most lusted after females in the world have SQUARE HEADS. The fact that most people don't realize this baffles me to no end......
Adriana Lima, Jessica Simpson, Jenna Fisher, Rocsi Diaz, Doutzen Kroes, Marissa Miller, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Lea Michelle, Layla Kayleigh, Natalie Portman, Freida Pinto, Ximena Navarrete, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Olivia Wilde, Eva Mendes, Mila Kunis....the list goes on and on. And all of these gorgeous women are squareheaded. Don't believe me? Google them.
A derogatory nickname for Germans during World War I, when Germany was our enemy. They supposedly had large, square-shaped heads. See kraut.
It's not nice to call Germans squareheads.