A fork of Rural Dictionary
Big liped loser, no one likes him, dates all snapchat girls, Smells like fish
The most amazing girl you could ever date or have sex with. One of a kind. Out of this world. Hot as hell.
I dont want anyone else, i want my Teddi.
The greatest man you will ever meet. He will become rich when he is older. All the girls are in love with him. He also usually has blue or green eyes.
He is so cute, he looks like a teddy
It is the act of using Saran wrap to place over the vagina of a questionable clean female before eating her out. Sort of a condom for your tongue.
I picked up a bar whore last night and she wouldn't let me fuck her if I didn't eat her out first, so I gave her The Teddy.