A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. 1. The name given to a girl's tits if they are larger and nicer than normal. 2. Tankers, also used as 'banks', 'trucks' or 'tanks', is unoffensive and a quality noun to describe such features of the female organism.
"Yeah dude, she has some huge ass tankers."
The men, the myth, the legends. The toughest and roughest of all Army jobs. These men aren’t average men like Infantry or Cav scouts. They’re are the muscle of the US Army and stone cold killers. These men speak softly and carry a big stick. They can put more damage in the battle field in 2 minutes than any other grunt squad. They’re deadly in a tank and are also deadlier off the tank.
That man is a savage, yeah he must be a tanker.
Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.
I would've been on time for the team dinner party, but some tanker parked their Caddy across three spaces and then took 5 minutes just to get their scuba gear through the damned door.
To repost an article other than a HOTD on the Florida sportsman Forum
What that i hear in the distance.. YOuve been tankered