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Tap the keg

To drink large quantities of alcoholic beverages, especially at frat house parties.

How to Tap the Keg and Master a Perfect Pour.

Let's tap the keg tonight and party.

by Timmington September 23, 2010

Tapping the Keg

The act of having sex with a woman who's breasts have the ability to lactate, or produce milk.

I sure liked tapping the keg, there is nothing better than having sex and drinking breast milk

by kokakolakid May 02, 2006

tap the keg

Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.

Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.

by Apocalyptimaniac September 25, 2005

tap the keg

to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.

that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg

by Weigel June 28, 2005

tapping the keg

giving a blow job

i tapped his keg

by sarah November 22, 2003

tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

by R November 20, 2003

tap the keg

To urinate.

Man, all of that lemonade makes me want to tap the keg again.

by Steve September 12, 2003