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Tax

Verb. - To steal. Noun. (Taxer) - Thief

"Javier taxed Mike's unix book, and Mike kicked Javiers ass for being a taxer."

by Bob March 13, 2003

Tax

The word "tax" is a Lower Northeast Philadelphia (Roosevelt) slang word that means the following. 1. To engage in sexual intercourse, the act of fornicating. 2. To have a strong liking for something, someone or anything. A ringing endorsement.

Yo, I taxed that party last night.=That party was a great time. Yo, I taxed that jawn last night.=You either had sex with a woman (jawn), or you really enjoyed something you did last night (jawn) I tax Johnny.= Johnny is cool as shit. I tax Veronica.=I have sex with a girl named Veronica. I taxed that cheesesteak.=That was a good ass cheesesteak

by Worm123 July 04, 2011

Tax

Tax means steal / nick it originated from "the tax man" after all he is the biggest thief of them all The word came about because the goverment make most of the population live in poverty and take all there money leaving most people barely enough to survive on, some decide to become criminals rather than live in poverty because they cant afford things due to tax causing high prices. All the goverment do for us is think of new taxes to bum from the people as a result people hate the goverment and taxes because they have to live in poverty and the goverment is seen as a thief so the word tax mostly replaced the words steal, nick, rob, thive, because everyone knows the tax man is a robbing bastid who only thinks of his own kind and what the fat cats can get, to them we are nothing more than worker ants

im going to tax that guys cash back in a sec where'd you get that from "oh i just taxed it from some old lady"

by cubs November 15, 2005

Tax

Adjective) Slang for something that sucks, is an inconvenience, or a tough break.

Missing the bus and being late to school this morning was so tax.

by CocainMitch November 06, 2020

Tax

To take a handling fee when hustling.

"Tom wanted me to bring him an Ounce, so I taxed him $5". "Last night around 12 nick called and wanted a 8ball so I taxed him a line".

by ol 80 April 25, 2007

Tax

1) A due paid to the government for living expenses. 2) To set up such dues. 3) To burden.

1) I have an accountant calculate my taxes for me. 2) The old French regime taxed the poor heavily. 3) The heavy boulder on her back taxed her, but she was able to reach Nevada in time for the fireworks spectacular.

by Diggity Monkeez January 29, 2005

Tax

fees that come once a month or are stacked onto purchaces. they are a government's way of saying "you dont own anything, not even your own life". used to dump vast amounts of cash into the upper class' pockets.

IRS agent: please deposit the money you didnt earn with the life you do not own for this ridiculous tax we made up 5 minutes ago.

by Dr. Lucifer Satan March 14, 2009