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Tim Horton

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44. He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.

I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.

by nighthawk4u October 08, 2007

Tim Hortons

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.

I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.

by Beth Robertson November 08, 2003

Tim Hortons

The primary destination in the morning for 80% of Canada's adult population. Every community should have a minimum of two Tim Horton's. You go there so often, the employees already know what to order.

"Welcome to Tim Hortons, can I take your order?" "Yeah, I'll have a-" "A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please." "... thank you!"

by canadianguyeh September 12, 2009

Tim Horton's

The best place to get donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate in North America. Contrary to popular belief, we do have them in America (especially the Buffalo area). Serves the holes from donuts as 'Tim Bits.'

Let's go get hot chocolate from Tim Horton's.

by BuffaloGuy November 02, 2013

Tim Horton's

Canadian coffee and doughnut franchise named after the hockey player. Now a multimillion dollar business, and a staple of Canadian culture. The coffee has a distinct flavour, which keeps customers coming back. There is an urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine in the coffee, but this has been debunked. Also known for their timbits which are cheap bite sized donuts.

Bob : Hey hoser, let's go get some Tim Horton's before we go to the hockey game. Doug : I can't, eh? I have to take the dogsled in for repairs.

by dude, where's my bagel? July 27, 2005

Tim Hortons

best coffee this side of the prime meridian; yet another Canadian enterprise assimilated by a huge American multi-billion dollar conglomerate (Wendy's bought out the chain in the late '90s).

by javaman November 07, 2003

Tim Hortons

The President of Canada. That's right. Tim Hortons owns Canada. And we couldn't be more happy.

U.S.A. has Obama, Canada has Tim Hortons!! Who are we going to turn to for our economic problems? Timmy's!!

by Cobes February 17, 2010