A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mango-flavoured Lung Cancer
"Hey kids, do you want a nicotine addiction?" "What?! No, of course not!" "But it's mango flavoured..." "Ooh gimme gimme! What's it called?" "It's called a vape! We're Juul, and we're totally not advertising products to help with smoking issues to young teens!"
The ancient native american ritual celebrating the preservation of one's virginity. Modernized for this day and age using electronic "cigarettes" with variable cartridges of diluted flavors and substances.
"Did you hear ? John vapes now..." "Well good. He won't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant then"
Vape is an electronic cigarette. It contains nicotine (safe but addictive), propylene glycol (safe), vegetable glycerin (glycerol, safe), and artificial flavors. Some flavors of vape are: Candy, watermelon, mango, mint, menthol, peach, and more. Juul has less flavors, but still has flavors and is easy to use. Nicotine does not give you lung cancer. Only the carcinogens in regular cigarettes and chewing tobacco give you lung cancer. Vaping is for people 18 years and older only in some places, and 21 years or older in other places.
I am using my mint flavored vape. This juul is awesome!