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god.
better than money,
better than sex,
the yellow italian plumber-form of god.

i iz wario ima gonna win a

A sexy ass motherfucker

Wario

N.) The insanely rich cousin to Mario from "The Super Mario Bros." by Nintendo. He looks like a demented Mario, but has a more kickass attitude.

Wario shall crush you all!

Greedy and rich cousin of Mario. made many apearances, and even has own Gamecube game. Not Mario's evil twin, cause Mario was a bully to Wario as kids

"Wario is my evil twin.(lie)"

Mario's rival. Loves his $$$!

I'm a a-wario! I'm a goin' a kick ur ass-sa!

The once friend of Mario. Is the best character to be in Mario Party. Needs to be held up in higher reguard.

Wario is the best nintendo character.

The Fat Hog with a Fat Cock Wario is the big dick baby boy to Mario’s goody two shoe little dick pipe cleaner.

Oh Wario what a big Dick you have