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Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005

Weener

A person who is cowardly and does not push themselves to get further, who is a little nerdy. Also a group of weeners is called a Weener Brigade

Someone who does not want to join a local football team due to being scared of 'big men' being there is a weener

by Mooky182 November 23, 2009

Weener

What Steve wishes he had in place of his Niggina.

Haha Steve, you have no weener you fuckhead.

by Jerkin Slo June 11, 2004

weener

George W. Bush

Look at that weener trying to win the war.

by nowayride August 29, 2002

weener

A word used to describe an unusually small penis. This word is often found offensive to those with minute genital organs. Also see todger.

Examples being "Put your weener away you weedy shit" and "Oh my god WORRAWEENER!!!"

by oldskooljammer September 23, 2005

weener

a small penis apparently

he is a weener he has a small penis

by emma101 April 30, 2005

weener

a shlong

lewis has a big weener

by orlando mano July 11, 2022