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Woodchucks

A term used to describe and ugly female because woodchucks chop down wood.

There are so many woodchucks in here, chopping wood down left and right.

by DGIF March 21, 2011

woodchuck

volunteer fire fighter

did you see those woodchucks saved another basement yesterday?

by hateraider April 26, 2011

Woodchucked

Being woodchucked is when you see an exstremely attractive body but when they turn around they have a butterface or look like a beaver with giant pertruding "beaver like" teeth and or qualities.



Example:

*three guys are at the mall*

Guy1: damn look at that girls ass its fatt as shit!

Guy2: yea she is bad dawg.

*women turns around*

Guy3: dam look at them teeth and double chin.. yall just been woodchucked

by ~gEtt iT PopPin SqUad~ April 03, 2009

woodchuck

Upstate NY slang for a person of limited means; often on public assistance. The woodchuck is usually very crass and does not adhere to social norms.

did you see those woodchucks? Two or four legged?

by chronoutopia September 07, 2013

woodchuck

A person who lives far away from populated areas

That woodchuck does not come into town to often

by Jay.K August 08, 2007

woodchuck

A girl who enjoys giving blowjobs

My girlfriend's a woodchuck. Be jealous.

by hahahaimawoodchuck October 09, 2008

Woodchuck

A Woodchuck is a northern redneck, typically lives in the woods or rural areas. Typically a slur for white trash in the north east United States.

I’m not going on the mountain, I heard some woodchucks were shooting guns up there.

by Unwantedsonofgod October 03, 2019