A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sedative for white people. It gives them "That Itis." Comparable to Ribs.
Bro: Why do you have a Box of Wine? Me: I've been having sleeping problems lately so I bought this Chateau de Cardboard, '08. Bro: But, you're not white. Me: Dag, yo.
Cheap, mass-produced wine that comes in a box, the kind of wine you would drink to get drunk rather than enjoy the taste.
I went to a college party last night, and I got drunk off of boxed wine.
It, alongside cheap make-up, is what Miley Cyrus is made of.
You know what you are made of Miley?! Cheap make-up and boxed wine.
Low-budget wine, sold in a cardboard box. A staple of office parties and cheap fund-raisers.
"Get a plastic cup, I brought a whole box of white zinfandel!"
Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".
(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."