Country Dictionary

To fornicate with an alpaca or a lama

"yo dude I brobeed that alpaca yesterday!"

(rhymes with probing) When a straight man unwittingly cruises a gay man with earnest lingering eye contact. Also: brobe, brobed

"Gurl, he not gay, he just brobing you."

Its a piece of clothing commonly used/worn when you have a Broath. Its a robe for bros. Referring to Barney Stinson from "How I met your mother".

Episode 19, Season 7.

Me and my bros wore our brobes to the broath.

A babe who is considered a bro.

Cool Story, Brobe. You should tell it again.

Fat, Hairy, sweaty man titties.

Dude buddy, look at that dudes Brobes, dude. They are like majestic, dude buddy.

An ordinary t-shirt ripped directly in half. Could be any t-shirt, but MUST be ripped in half to be considered a brobe.

Bro 1- Yo did you see Lance rip his T-shirt in half?

Bro 2- Yeah, he was making his very first brobe.

The coolest member of your friend group. They are always the most respected member and everyone can always rely on them for anything. A brobe is always a super cool fun person that is probably more mature then the rest of the group but know how to have a lot of fun. Not every friend group has a brobe, brobes are a special breed of person. If you have a brobe in your friend group you are extremely lucky.

Friend one: Have you seen Brobe?
Friend two: No, he is probably out saving lives.