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brohawk

A wide, short-haired mohawk sported by bro and yeah-guy. They look stupid and gives mohawks a bad name. Some times hard to see underneath their Famous Stars And Straps hats and bandanas.

"That brohawk looks retarded; like a strip of shit on his head."

by davethelightguy June 04, 2007

brohawk

The indistinguishable touchy feely douchebag that backs the credo "hoes before bros", brohawks indelibly flock to women and will throw a brother "under the bus" in pursuit of their approval.

"Joey just ditched us to hang out with Sue-Ellen, What a brohawk"

by BLEVY23 November 30, 2009

brohawk

A brother with a Mohawk. A mohawk on a Black person.

"That guy on Millionaire has an awesome brohawk."
"His girl's got a nice brohawk too"

by Earthmonkey February 16, 2007

brohawk

A gangster with a mohawk

"you see that black gangster g unit guy with the mohawk?"

"dude its a brohawk."

by sean coe December 17, 2005

brohawk

(n.) A brohawk is when a muscular male that frequently uses the words "bro", "dude", and "hella", combs his hair into the middle of his head to fabricate the look of a mohawk.

Dude: "Hey bro you ready to go to the gym?"
Bro: "Hella dude, just let me comb my brohawk real quick."

by sharkface August 08, 2009

brohawk

when black people try to wear mohawks when they have real short hair.

u aint got a mohawk, thats more like a brohawk

by joka be quiet February 23, 2009

Brohawks

The hairstyle that occurs when a group of two or more bros get really chill, matching feaux-hawks.

"Dude, look at those guys' brohawks."
"Fucking douches."

by brosemmer January 03, 2010