Country Dictionary

The insertion of an unlubricated cabbage or Iceberg lettuce into one's anus

I BUNCED Jack's mum

Usually used in context of a video game: To either accidentally or on purpose push or deflect another player, causing them to fall off a ledge or platform, miss an intended objective, or fail in any other way. Popularized by Gavin Free of Achievement Hunter.

Ohhh, sausages! I would've made that jump, only Ryan bunced me just as I was about to land!

The act of banging and bouncing.

Dude 1: "Did you stay the night?"
Dude 2: "Nah, I wasn't really into her, so I just bunced."

Being bunced is when someone hits you or you get hit. A Bunce.

"Ouch! I got bunced!"

*standing in a crowded queue* "Terry, that old woman just bunced me!"

Slang term for cash in any local currency

Dude1: Hey buddy, great shades!
Dude2: Thanks dude, and just 50 bunce from a random guy in the pub
Dude1: 50 bunce!! You've been frikkin ripped there bud
Dude2: No way, he assured me they are genuine fakes

A person of incredibly low intelligence; generally unable to spell their own name, unable to perform simple tasks, and incapable of voluntary breathing.

Jesus Carl, you're an absolute bunce!

deal or fight someone and damage him quickly

yo, I'm gonna bunce him