A fork of Rural Dictionary
While having sex on the beach you pull your cock out. Then proceed to rub it around in the sand until it's completely covered (looking like a corn dog) and then shove it back in. This is the correct definition of a corn dog.
I corn dogged Sally on the beach last night.
To fuck a dirty whore in the ass and get your dick as covered in shit as possible. Pull out and proceed to titty fuck her, forcing her head down and making her lick the shit off of your dick.
Mom: Oh hi sweety, did you have fun at grandpa's?
Daughter: Hi mom, yes we had so much fun, he showed me how to make corndogs.
She got boned when I corn dog (dogged) her in the ass.
Ladies, getting bent over near a Corn-Dog 7 restauraunt, with a fresh corn dog in the ass.
The act of coming up behind your friend or Enemy, Grabbing their shoulders, and Ramming your knee right up into their butt.
Sean was being a punk so I Corn Dogged him.
v. present participle:
a sexual activity in which gay males take turns ejaculating into the same man's rectum (cornhole), in effect covering their penises (dogs) in the semen (batter, deriv. of 'baby batter'), of fellow penetrators. The end result is penises getting battered with semen and baked in the heat of the man's rectum (oven), thus becoming corndogs (warm penises covered with another's semen), as opposed to simple dogs (uncooked penises without a semen glaze).
After hosting the corn dogging session he was two pounds heavier and his guests' penises dripped like melting candles.
To corn dog someone is to knee them up there ass when they dont expect it. Usually if you are in some sort of line and someone cuts in front of you just corn dog the person and yell owned in their face when they are crying on the ground
"Mikey was being really gay today so i decided to give him a nice little corn dog."
you know what, all of you guyz are weird and perverted beacause corndog isn't only this sexual term. Just because this is an urban dictionary, doesn't mean that you can put these whack perverted definitions. A corn dog is a hot dog on a stick with this corn bread wrapping often sold at carnivals, street fairs, amusment parks, and hot dog trucks.
Kid(8 years old): DADDY!!! I want a corn dog really bad!!!!!
Father: Okay-
(passing perverted teen): No kid, you do NOT want a corn dog. You are a bad bad father, you are!!!