A fork of Rural Dictionary
desirable, irresistable, sometimes annoying, indifferent to your feeling, high ranked, extremely cute when he is in his mood, and... charming
"oh... now u ask me to do things for you ha..." said enoch
A large black male, usually towering over 7 feet tall. Can be found in the suburbs of northern California (otherwise known as the bay area "BAY AREAAAAAAA yeeeeeee") 9 out of 10 chances are his accomplice, Mr. Pig (been in rehab more times than Britney, Paris, and Lindsay, also a recent meth addict) can be found doing numerous activities. Usually the head of the relationship, Mr. Pig acts according to plan. I.e. planning bombings, news casts, and adding a comical wit to everything. Enoch just tags along and is the muscle of the relationship. He is occasionally dumb, has 7 pairs of the same type of overalls(Levis). Also refferred to as EQUINOX.
One walks into the cafeteria where a large screen (at least 60 by 90) is set up. Immediatley, Equinox(Enoch) questions the screen and why it is there. Mr. Pig, miraculously appears on the screen wearing not his usual attire, but a tailored suit, crack pipe in left pocket, and at least a 60 page ittinerary. He cannot help but fidget and rearange, probably his temporary tourrettes kicking in. Equinox proves his worth after ten minutes after staring at the screen a lake of drool drowns and kills three freshman.
A man who thinks that he is cool popular and more important than others around him, but in reality he is the least signifcant, and he is a loser, he acts like he has his game down with the ladies but in reality it's bad. He is a fake a poser and trys to act tougher than what he is. Most characters with this name are arrogant and they often will interrupt other males trying to lay their game down.
Enoch is a name given to a christian he is nice, caring and charming .Enoch can be annoying at times.he is know for many things e.g. sports.he can do anything you ask him to do.people like him because he is funny especially girls .The name Enoch is not popular and that's what makes him unique. To all the guys there be careful because he can steal your girl at any time.He doesn't need a pencil or a paper however he can still draw your attention.
Girl:Enoch come here
Enoch:k I'll do anything for you
A sweet guy who tries to make everyone feel good about themselves no matter what. He is usually talented in some kind of sport or musical instrument, and he does it purely for fun, not just to get the girls. Naturally, girls like him anyway. (His good looks help too!)
Girl: *writes a love letter*
Girl: *leaves it someplace for Enoch to find*
Enoch: *reads letter*
(He is clearly not interested but he doesn't want to hurt the girl's feelings. Awkward silence ensues.)
Later, they meet in the hallway.
Enoch: Um, thanks...*smiles in the cutest way possible*
Girl: *blushes uncontrollably* (thinking) OMG OMG HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!
Enoch is desirable and irresistible. He is lowkey a savage. Enoch is very competitive and usually gets infuriated when he is losing. He is usually talented in some kind of sport or musical instrument, and he does it purely for fun, not just to get the girls. He is naturally mean to girls he hates and loves to annoy his friends. He is a super-badass kid who usually, does incredibly stupid things (loves to take risks). He always swears and probably has 5 sidechicks. Finally, he has a great sense of humor and makes you laugh 24/7. If u ever had an Enoch you would probably immediately fall in love with him. I am so grateful to have an Enoch.
#desirable #irresistable #savage #competitive #talented #funny # annoying #stupid
"Hey how u doing today" annoying girl aked
Enoch ignores
Enoch- The chillest kid you will ever meet. He is good at skateboarding and likes to roast people. Sometimes a jerk but usually hilarious. HE just likes to laugh and have fun for the most part. God and family are first to Enoch. HE also gets at Girls he doesn't like for no reason.
Enoch: Tells girl "I know who you like"
Girl:*Who then?
Enoch: "*Me"
Girl: "No I don't like anyone"
Enoch: "Yea but I know who your going out with"
Girl: "I'm not going out with anyone!"
Enoch: "Yea you are, your going out with me