A fork of Rural Dictionary
(verb) to produce something extraordinary in a short period of time; or
(verb) to procrastinate up to the last minute, beat the deadline by a hairline and yet not appear rushed or flustered; or
(adjective) a wonderful boyfriend and a super dad.
The deadline is in 2 hours, so imma evert this paper.
He's so evert! He finds time to play with his son despite his busy schedule.
A swaggy motherfucker who likes to smoke weed and fuck bitches
Evert is a stoner
usually a man with big heart. Evert is a man of many great emotions.
"he is being such an evert. He tells me all of his feelings directly and i don't need to guess anything"
crapping in public / passing solids in the street
Lads go without me i need Evert - drop off the kids at the park
Evert, mostly used for a person who likes to draw big Chungus in a chemistry class.
Jake: Have you seen that Evert?
John: Ye, his big chungus is beautifull!