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fag muffin

when you're blowing another guy, but he's kind of tubby and your head bounces off of his gut involuntarily.

I love you, but when I'm sucking your penis, your fag muffin gives me whiplash.

by mistuh F June 29, 2010

fag muffin

A two-face dumb shit. Normally a PMSing preteen boy who is way to worried about what other people think of him. And normally has a bad haircut. And is most commonly by the name of Justin.

Justin you a dumb shitty fag muffin!!!

by billielvr258 October 26, 2008

fag muffin

a gay muffin
or just another insult

Shut up, fag muffin!

by lyke OMG STFU July 17, 2006

fag muffin

your a fag and your a muffin obiviously.

you taste delicious, just like fags.

to make it simple your just plain weird .

Andrew Sar is a fag muffin (:

by Shay nay nay gurl July 31, 2009

fag muffin

an extremely lame cupcake, without all the great fattening stuff on it that makes it good.

cupcakes that try to be cool but will forever be nerdy. cupcakes minus the frilly icing and gum drop buttons:D like yourself, you fag muffin.

by FATMAN. August 05, 2008

fag muffin

the term used to call a person when he/she does shady stuff that annoys you. fag muffin is not that insultive it is just a faggish way of saying jerk.

guy 1: hey

guy 2: hey
guy 1: can u take me home?
guy 2: no
guy 1: wow you fag muffin

by yogistogifobi January 16, 2011

fag muffin

fag is British slang for ciggarette, so a ciggarette muffin

Damn, you smell like a fag muffin

by rent_junkie January 18, 2008