A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who bails all the time and gives shitty/sketchy excuses to make up for their flakiness
Reginald: Hey Reg, wanna go for a movie later tonight??
Regina: Sorry Reg, my appendix just exploded.
Reginald: Oh ok, frosted flake. See ya later
Darius: Sammi was a total frosted flake last night. She told me we'd hang out but then said she needed to babysit her grandma.
Fred: Dawg what a dirty pirate whore. Hit up her little sister instead.
a person who is sweet in nature but has no concept of time
tim's blind date was 30 minutes late but he knew that she was a frosted flake.
a white person who talks properly
"Wow...she talks soo good...." "Its because shes a frosted flake"
When you nut and don't clean everything up, so it dries up and becomes flakey.
I should've cleaned up my frosted flakes before my family came over.
When you ejaculate over someone's cereal, making it nice, white and frosty. Like frosted flakes. Then they eat it without noticing.
Person 1: Dude Jasmine ate some frosted flakes from Tommy yesterday.
Person 2: Dude Epic!
Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.
Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.