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An item of underwear that has been worn and is sitting in the laundry basket waiting to be washed. Often features suspicious white crispy stains.

"Ere, make sure you fish out me grots before you put that wash on, my love".

gross

man sheila looked super grots tonight

the pieces of lint that stick to a man's ball sack.

The grot was making my balls itch.

noun: Trash, garbage, or filth.
British slang.
Famously, in the 1970s BBC comedy "The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin," Reggie opened a doomed (he hoped) shop that sold old bits of trash and scrap recycled into completely useless items. He called it "The Grot Shop." (To Reg's horror, the shop was wildly successful, leading to a string of Grot Shops and, eventually, Grot Industries.)
Something that is "grotty" has a look of filth about it.

"Look at this wonderful planter I got at the Grot Shop."
"It looks like a grotty old shoe, to me."

when you go up behind a guy and strangle him with a piece of corn

i ended up grotting that motherfucker to death

Another word for a sweet or sweets used in South Cheshire.

Been to the grot shop mate, got any grots?

A fat robot who tends to be inside factories and tell people what his name is. Unpaid workers decided to just let him live in so called factory and there is where he remains.

Worker: So, what are you exactly?
Grot: I am Grot
Worker: Fascinating, so do you like, do anything?
Grot: I am Grot
Worker: y4uhdhejeindjdjehxi2nspdbdpwnsosndh