A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word Used to Make People Think You Care When You really Couldn't Care Less.
Guy1 : I Failed Maths. Guy2 : jeeze To Bad.
jeeze: compliment shouted at woman with bak-off (extremely round, pert tight arse jus waiting for a slap) The origin of this word is unknown but does have links back to the days of christ (when that fake ass crap was written anyway). Best in use when u see sum fine galli with her dick head fella, as u approach stare at her and once she passes, check for bak-off. If apparent u may shout "jeeze!" and if her fella looks simply say " wagwan blud! wat u lookin at u prick"
"jeeze! that galli had bak-off" or " jeeze! babyluv wats ure name"
The cracker you eat at church communion in praise of Jesus that looks simular to a cheez-it cracker.
You may now take and eat your Jeez-it.
A saying derived from the phrase "Jesus Christ!" displaying anger/disapointment/wow towards a person/object/event.
Jeez, lose some weight, fattie!