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Joffrey

Little bitch, referring to Joffrey Lannister from "Game of Thrones"

Quit your complaining, you are being a real Joffrey

by davey123 December 18, 2014

Joffrey

A bitch ass spoiled brat who is crusty.

"He's being such a Joffrey!"

by Crustyslut November 26, 2016

Joffrey

A strong and silent guy who is funny and smart. Hates school and being told what to do. Does chin ups like they're nothing and can kick through concrete. Is sweet to girls he likes and smooth to those who he's just gonna bang.

That really strong guy Joffrey was so sweet last night. He walked me home to make sure I was safe, and was so cute going in for a goodnight kiss.

by higherRacer June 14, 2010

Joffrey Lupul

The Sexiest Hockey Player Alive!! He plays Left wing for the Toronto Maple Leafs And is Number 19! He Is Amazing!

Wow! Who's that Guy who just scored a hat trick?

Oh, That's Joffrey Lupul!

by Mrs. Lupul March 02, 2013

Joffrey Baratheon

Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.

He was a lil bitch too.

"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"

by chancethezaddy December 06, 2017

Joffrey Lannister

Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,

He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son

shouldn't be king anymore.

Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.

Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.

Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character

by xIce_ April 09, 2015

Purple Joffrey

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.

"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."

by sans panties April 15, 2014