Country Dictionary

longing for a place or desire for a type of food. Missing something

I've got the Joneses for fried chicken
I've got the Joneses for New York

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.

"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."

to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones

Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!

Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.

Verb.

To perform poorly. To screw-up.

Dude...I f****n jonesed that mid-term.

craving; wanting

I'm jonesing for some sushi.

the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.

I've been jonesing for a joint all day.

Exhibiting a strong craving or desire for something eaten, imbibed, or taken as a drug. Comes from opiate culture.

Man, I'm *really* jonesing for a cup of coffee right about now.