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lacer

a fine girl. used sparingly with males.

"check her out!"
"damn, whats up lacer!"

by muthafunkinkristi August 02, 2009

Lacerate

To cut or rip at something, with a sharp weapon or claws. For other ways to mutilate people, see fustigate.

"He looked at me funny, so I lacerated his intestines"

by John Q Moron May 05, 2004

laceration

A deep snowboarding cut made into the side of a mountain that results in a big plume of spray and a noticeable gash in the snow.

That was so sick! I had to lay down a couple lacerations between those trees... dude, hand me that lipper.

by Dr Slash February 18, 2010

Laceration

past tense of Lacerate; to tear roughy, cut, or mangle

Bob had some major Laceration wounds to his neck and limbs he got messed up so much.

by Macquarie October 05, 2008

laceration

A deep wound caused by intense friction during anal penetration or being cock whipped hard enough. Often caused when two males sword fight with limp erections.

My ass wouldn't stop bleeding from all the lacerations Steve's thick, dry cock gave me.

by Liquid Pie May 21, 2008

Lacered

Death over Laced Drugs

Yo, did you know Laura got Lacered by the percs?
No Fucking way, they looked so pure too.

by Your Daily Urban Dictor June 29, 2020

The Lacerator

The fist of a male individual (sober) sticks his fist up a teenage (drunk) female's vagina and causes multiple lacerations.

"Man she got the Lacerator alright she was off school for like a month!"

by jjohnson22 April 19, 2004