A fork of Rural Dictionary
To examine your shit before you flush and find logs that remind you a people.
Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.
Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.
is an example of
This is what democracy looks like! (You obviously don't know what democracy is or should be. Here is an example of (real) democracy!)
Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.
A way to troll people based of the joke you look just like joe.
Z you look like like guadalajara
It's EXACTLY what it looks like.
Josh expelled "It's not what it looks like!" when his girlfriend stormed into his room, only to continue with his obvious relations upon her leaving.
Looks like an angel - acts like a Devil. This describes a young girl who is beautiful in appearance but behaves wickedly!
Oh, Cassandra she looks like an angel but acts like a Devil!
Basically saying that person looks so good you can eat them all up .
Daaam baby you looking like a snack!