Country Dictionary

a abomination to all that is right

tim: hey like my new man bun jim: oh gwad, just stop, oh no, no no no no no no

(n): A questionably sexy hairstyle in which a man with hair of the medium to long (and usually greasy) variety secures said hair into a firmly rounded bun; also used to describe one half of the male buttock region.

Girl, check out that guy's sweaty man bun.

A pragmatic and trendy hairstyle for men who want to tie up their long hair. In 2013, was considered avant-garde for some reason. In 2020, still gets you girls and makes boys insecure.

Girl #1: That guy looks hot in a man bun Girl #2: I want to fuck him

An oxymoron in terms, as it is neither edible or a representation of masculinity. May also be called a Bitch Biscuit, or as seen below, a douche donut.

Always remember to let down your man bun before going onstage for your drag routine.

The way of showing the world you are a twat without having to speak. Also known as Douche Donut

I have a skirt you can borrow that would go great with your man bun.

A saddle horn for your boyfriend

Look at that douche with his man bun and rompers on.

Modern term for a top knot, popularised by millionaire footballers who think they're film stars or catwalk models, and copied by hipsters and assorted idiots without a speck of individuality but stupidly think they're being different

Look at that stupid hipster cunt with his man bun, I'd like to set his hair and beard alight, the twat!