Country Dictionary

Acting like a "minimus" is code for asking either personal or irritating questions to other posters on a DB while seldom ever giving your own opinion or personal information.

A Minimus question: "Would YOU Ever Have Sex With Your Best Friend's Girlfriend?"......The DB response might be, "YOU tell us first and stop asking "Minimus" questions!"

Minimus, getting a blast of a warm, creamy substance down your throat.

Somebody, pass the tissues, I've just had a minimus off Joe...

Bands formed in the Crewe and Nantwich region.

as in: "Minimus Chimp"

Ironed shirts, in the 1930's.

"Minimus Chimp dear?" "Oh, yes please"

To fall down those big steps you tend to see infront of librarys.

"Oh bugger, i've pulled a minimus" "Minimus Chimp? www.minimuschimp.tk? allright then...)"

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

A microsized penis only found on a very few individuals of the Indian subcontinent. Many go on to become practicing dentists. It may also be found on the head region, in which it will be hidden by a overgrowth of hair.

Hey man, I like your haircu...hold up. Is that a clitoris minimus?