A fork of Rural Dictionary
Short, easily managed, but completely unfeminine and unflattering haircut worn by overweight, middle-aged women with 2.6 children who spend more than 40 hours per week, obsessively focussed on their precious children's extra-curricular activities. The often overly highlighted cut is typically parted in the center or to one side, with longish bangs, no hair products and is distinguished from more stylish and current short hairdos by it's roots in 70's and 80's fashion, re-hashing the "dorothy hamill" and "geraldine ferraro" styles, and often worn with "mom jeans," (also rooted in 80's style - high wasted with baggy ass and peg leg), baggy sweatshirts and white sneakers.
i want a short bob, but i don't want soccer-mom hair!
When a milf has really nice hair, know what I mean, I'm talking about upper-middle-class mom in lululemon type hair.
The woman walking her dog across the street has hot mom hair.
A hair-style which is commonly found on anime characters which are
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)
The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.
Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"
A: "Oh shit! That MILF has dead mom hair."
B: "Welp, now we know eho's gonna die first."
refering to the hair growing on your mothers chest
Peter:What did you do last night?
KT:Helped shave your moms chest hair!
-Often used in place of your mom.
-Derived from the motion picture Mean Girls.
Dad: Who is this?
Kayla: your mom's chest hair
He's and asshole
You're moms chest hair an asshole