A fork of Rural Dictionary
a place where old people go to retire and live in la-la land. a place where rednecks rule to roads and any off-roading area. a place where anyone who is not wealthy, hetero, or white will not/cannot survive.
also a city in florida known to contain the coolest people ever also more millionaires per mile than anywhere else
only certain people can live in naples..
A cornball way of saying, no. Or used to decline an offer. Can also be used to say you disapprove of something, or someone.(calling naples on something)
1.If someone were to ask me,"would you like a bowl of cottage cheese?", I would respond by saying, "Naples". cause cottage cheese is nasty, don't you know. 2.I caught her in a lie, so I had to call naples on her. 3.I call naples on bands like, slipknot, and icp, and godsmack. 'cause they all sound like poo.
(v) The act or acts of operating a motor vehicle in such a manner that inhibits or prevents other motorists from performing basic functions (i.e. merging, passing, allowing the right of way, parking, backing up, et. al.) Also includes physical damage incurred to vehicles by the doing of other motorists or theft. Common to the city of Naples, Italy and surrounding Campania area. Typically used as a transitive verb.
He didn't pay his protection fee so they Napled his car. ; I just got Napled by that Punto.
a white rich city in Florida.. also called nap town, nappy town, nipples, and 2tres9 *239* snowbirds come every winter and totally kill the roads. and they drive slow as hell. which is why it takes years to get anywhere.
dayum.. she lives in naples what a rich bitch. youre goin to naples?? in december?? wow... ur gonna be sitting in ur car for a long-ass time. watch for the snow birds