A fork of Rural Dictionary
The combination between the words "pony" and "pink" (refers to the My Little Pony character, Pinkie Pie)
"The Ponk has really made me smile and brightened my day!"
The art of trying to have sex with your step sister
Yo my g I just ponked my sister Ponking is great Ponking is fun Ponking is for everyone
Coined by, or at least first recorded in, the works of British author P. G. Wodehouse ca 1923, ponk is an intransitive verb meaning, basically, that something sucks or is really, really crappy. Wodehouse began using the word in the 1920s when Jazz Age slang was all the rage in England. It is spoken in Series 1, Episode 4 of the BBC comedy, "Blandings," adapted from Wodehouse's "Blandings Castle" book series, 1915-1975.
George, a lad: "Jeepers. Who is this blister?" Baxter: "I am your tutor, young man. George: "Tutor? In the summer holidays? Crikey, that ponks." Connie, George's aunt: "Clarence, have you no authority over this child?" Clarence, George's uncle: "Well, it does ponk."
Beter bekend as 'n Poes Zonk. Dit is wanneer 2 hande teen mekaar gedruk word en dan word die voorkant by 'n dame se vagina ingeslaan as 'n grap as sy nie kyk nie. Almal lag altyd lekker. Handskoene word aanbeveel as sy 'n mini aan het.
Kyk hoe buk Gretel by Cindy se tafel, ek gaan haar gou gaan ponk
A word that is very versatile. Verb, noun, adjective. In its true form, a ponk is a situation that is of unfathomable hilarity (also known as "lolz"). There may also be a delicious twist of irony that accompanies the event (or may accompany the description of an event). The act of ponking is universal and may be related to "pwning" or "owning." If Ashton Kutcher were to make a new television show, it would be called "Ponked." Ponking or the event of a ponk often results in a significant amount of QQing or TTing. A ponk is often the consequence of a GG. Conjugated and various forms include: ponked, ponkyed, ponky, ponking, ponks, ponkage
As a noun, Me: Remember when we were about to sign a lease to that house? You: Then some bitches signed in front of us? Yeah. Me: What a ponk. As a verb, Me: Dude, remember that crazy landlord? You: Yeah we are about to ponk the shit out of her. Me: That's what she gets for getting us to try to sign a lease without seeing a house. As a an adjective, Me: That house over there is very ponky. You: Seriously.