A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an event occurs that requires an Oof but it’s rough aswell then you say “rOof!”.
- Pronounced like a dogs bark ‘ruff’, not to be pronounced as ‘rough’.
When you see someone get hit by a car;
“rOof!”
When you see a dead cat in the road;
“rOof!”
When someone drops a joint in a puddle;
“rOof!”
The word roof roof is the scientific definition that means shit will burn
While receiving a blowjob, continuously hitting and/or scraping the top of the giver's mouth.
I accidentally made my girlfriend gag last night because I kept roofing her.
getting it on while the guy is on top
"Hey Stacy, that worker was on the roof last night, and boy does he know how to use his tools!"
That thing above your head as you sleep that protects you from the weather and flying monkeys. Not to be pronounced "Ruff" because only someone from the south with low levels of education would say something that asinine.
"Hey go up on the ruff", "What the fuck is a ruff you ignorant yankee?".
"I hear Santa on the roof" , "No Santa does not love you".