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Student Government Association
Refers to a student government of a college, or the body it represents.
I ran for SGA last semester, but lost by 10 votes
Same Gender Attraction, used as a shorthand for lesbian, gay, bi, and pan people to refer to their attraction to their own gender.
LGBT is a coalition between people who experience either SGA or do not identify with the gender they were assigned at birth.
Short for Stargate Atlantis.
After they cancelled SG-1, many people switched to SGA because Amanda Tapping would join the cast for a season.
Abbreviation for, Soul Glow Activatur, lead singer of crunk rock band, Family Force 5. (Soul Glow Activatur: also known as Solomon Jerome Olds)
"Hey, SGA, I loved that one thing you said in the Really Real Show!"
- Does your life revolve around the sport you play?
- Are you obsessed with your looks?
- Are you a strict conformist?
- Do you model your life after those portrayed on MTV shows?
- Are you extremely cliquey?
- Are you promiscuous?
- Are you a homophobe?
- Do you possess a superiority complex?
- Are you willfully ignorant?
- Are you a proud alcoholic?
If you've answered 'yes' to four or more of the questions above, then SGA is the place for you! Sign up now and enjoy a 90-minute free period every other day and get easy 'leadership' credit for governing and accomplishing nothing!
Typical SGA student's schedule:
Monday-Friday: attend school solely to engage in stupidity with fellow SGA buddies, attend football/baseball practice.
Saturday-Sunday: attend parties to get intoxicated and engage in promiscuous sex.