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shit bag

a useless fuck. Normally a co-worker who does not pull their weight nearly enough. They tend to drove in packs in the military, ie: navy

There are alot of shit bags in the navy.

by papoose24 December 21, 2009

shit bag

useless people who don't work

A shit bag is a person like bill clinton and somelians and people who don't work for a living. Get off your fuckin asses and stop taking our fucking tax money. we bust our butts to give useless people our tax money. It needs to end and to end it is get up and find a job.

by enemies March 03, 2005

shit bag

When you shit on your balls, and then tea bag someone.

Mark passed out so I decided to give him a shit bag

by D_sanchez51 July 05, 2010

shit bag

A shit talker, douche bag, rat fuck soldier in the Army National Guard. Who thinks he is the most high speed troop in the whole theater of operation. Just because he plays call of duty 4 and reads every military storybook amazon has available. Some one who fakes in order to get a purple heart, CAB ( combat action badge ), Bronze star or army comendation medal.

Did gunner realy earn that CAB? No bro he cut holes in his canopy cover, he was never shot at what a shit bag! Hey did Dever realy earn that purple heart? No Bro he just snivled about a scratch he got gettin out of the truck, what a shit bag!

by The Prospect May 04, 2008

shit bag

A bag full of shit Someone who is a complete gary martin or david reid, possibly both rolled into one...

Gary and david pretending to be tough when they are actually fucking each other constantly with a 10" purple dildo since they dont have penis' between them

shit bag

Doudexteroxicatosiswankerist

My friend Marvin is a Doudexteroxicatosiswankerist he wanks with both hands and feels like hes having a twosome .. He has bad breath too :)

by PiffChuck May 30, 2003

Shit Bag

An individual who smells like hot garbage, bathes in his or her own urine & lives under a freeway overpass; A subject who is usually addicted to one or more drugs. A derogitory comment usually aimed @ transients, crackheads, or asshole buddies.

Thanks for drinking the last beer, you shit bag.

by SUX2BU October 16, 2003