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stretchies

After playing guitar hero for way too long, when you look at something else and it seems to stretch or move.

Oh, man, I got a bad case of the stretchies.

by Jesse lapin November 02, 2006

stretchy

it can mean anything. like legit anything in the world. put it in any sentence to describe anything.

"urggg i have a math test" -jermy placenta "eww thts stretchy. i hate math" -ginlly or... "wow i loveee your outfit!! whered u get it??" -holly "thanks! ik its stretchy, i got it at this stretchy store that im not going to reveal the name of!" -gina :)

by ginlly March 16, 2010

Stretchy

Highly capable of stretching easily without breaking or hurting, like flexible but not

- Yo fam, I can touch my toes when I’m stretching - hahah g you’re so stretchy

by StretchyLad April 27, 2018

Stretchy

Disrespecting giant nips

Damn thats some stretchy nips carl has

by ItsJustLauren (YouTube, Insta) November 16, 2018

Stretchies

A term used to describe the lined marks on a pregnant woman's stomach due to the size when there is a foetus living inside.

Shazza: "I got bare fuckin stretchies on ma belly lyk!" Cazza: "Yeh, biatch, dey r lyk well ugly init. SIK!!!" Shazza: "Wats a condom anywayz?" Cazza: "Dunno ... lyk sumfing bois put on dere diks. Anywayz, u ought 2 use 'em coz dose stretchies are BARE MINGIN MAN!"

by Rose and Cat April 15, 2006

stretchy foreskin

A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.

Dan says to Gavin Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin." Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."

by Dr. Docking December 26, 2017

Stretchy Roger

A sexual act in which a male or female takes the vagina of a female and stretches it out with both hands. The full "Stretchy Roger" would be to complete the act of stretching the vagina over your head like a hat.

Man, I can't believe Billy and Emily pulled off a Stretchy Roger last night.

by 1Mudkip88 December 08, 2010