A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mood or condition that varies between extremes, but tends to favor the lower of the extremes. IE: Somewhere between going postal, and being in a coma.
I don't know if it's PMS, or that I'm thyroidal, but I'm just not in the mood today!
Verb
The action of sexual pleasure resulting in a broken thyroid
While mouth fucking a woman, the male humps so hard with such force that his scrotum hits the woman in the thyroid of her throat causing it to break and her throat to collapse. This is the THYROID BUSTER!!!
An overweight woman who blames her flabs on her "thyroid condition"
I was skinny before my thyroid condition made me become unhealthy, lazy, and overweight.
When the sack of weed in your pocket so heavy you pimp walk like you’re on steroids.
That dude think he's so cool, just 'cause he got weed, walking like he got chronic thyroidism.
the thing that produces hormones that control the metabolism in you body and define it’s pace
kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”
What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)