A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you call an average twitter user that annoys you.
You: *says literally anything*
twigger: Sweety, that's problematic ...I also checked your number of followers and YIKES! Do better.
verb, twigger, twiggering, twiggered: to twigger is to make something work that seems not quite possible, using whatever materials can be found for free or cheap.
Twiggering is a creative way to problem solve "interesting" situations without money. (Or at least, not much money)
Twiggering something is like "jerry-rigging" except that something that has been twiggered, actually works and you can usually use it the rest of your life if you choose.
We twiggered the truck back together, and now it works great. It looks a little funny though, but we don't mind since it works.
noun—An appropriate (if offensive) label given to non-fats by those of the larger persuasion. This term was coined during a meeting of the Hairy Fat Man Association. This term is often associated with those skinny people deemed worthy to serve their great fat masters. While often associated with beanpoler disorder, this term is not synonymous with midget. Midgets are to be revered and given the proper respect (and shoulder rides when applicable).
"Oh, I didn't see you standing behind that flagpole, twigger!"
"Boy! Yes, you there, twigger! Fetch me another mug of sausage gravy and a box of Zingers!"
"Did you say something, twigger? I can't hear you—your air's too thin!"
A black person who uses the social networking site twitter
Guy 1: hey do you use twitter?
Guy 2: yeah, I guess you can say I'm a twigger
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: cuz I'm black!
Guy 1: hahaha good one!
a black person who uses twitter all the time
Damn Jamal is such a damn twigger hes on that web site 24/7