A fork of Rural Dictionary
a guy who only last 1 to 2 minutes in bed, like the amount of time it takes to make Uncle Ben's Rice.
Hey girl, how was it? Girl, he pulled a "Uncle Ben".
A refrence to when a man has an orgasm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make "Uncle Ben's", minute Rice. Cumming in less than 60 seconds.
Steve: " I hear you fucked that girl last night." Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in." Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
Uncle Ben is that one person we had in our life who we met, then either left you, died, or went MIA for whatever reason. Then it's revealed they were killed by Sandman in the 3rd movie for some reason
Me: Yo I met my dad for the first time in years Friend: Yo cool, can I meet him? Me: Yea, that's the thing, he pulled an Uncle Ben Friend: So where is he? Me: The funeral's on Friday
An important person in a Spider-Person's life who dies in their hands and the Driving Force in a Spider Person's Canon Event.
"If it weren't for Uncle Ben, Most of us wouldn't be here" - Peter B. Parker (Earth-616)
A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.
Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.
An Uncle Ben is that one uncle that nobody wants to leave their kids alone with. As well as been a fat nonce, An Uncle Ben also wears adult nappies due to shitting his pants at work.
I don't want to go stand over there, he looks like an Uncle Ben.